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Listen up. Now that the Super Bowl’s over and the confetti’s been swept up, it’s time to lock in and grind. You had your moment, you saw how good it feels to chase somethin’ big, now you use that same fire every damn day. If slingin’ Sammy Darnold can escape the Jets and find glory, you can find the motivaysh to go to the gym after your remote 9-5. The game ain’t just one Sunday, it’s every morning you get up and choose to be better than yesterday. Don’t wait for motivation to hit ya create it. You wanna make moves? You gotta put in the work, no excuses. So let’s go. Focus up, get after it, and make this season of life your best one yet. Time to lock in on your mish.

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Top 5️⃣✋🏻: Bar Food

#5: Nachos

• A great choice when you’re squad deep at the bar and trying to share some stuff with the boys. Just make sure you don’t piss off Tim Robinson and take all the nachos with meat and stuff. Party foul

  

#4: Mozzarella Sticks:

• Mozz sticks can be a high risk high reward play. You need a good marinara sauce for it to really shine and if that cheese ain’t melted the right way you’re in trouble. But if you get that nice crispy outside, you have #1 pick potensh.

#3: Wings:

• Wings are an interesting play because they can be a bit messy but the talent is undeniable. Just make sure you don’t cave and boneless wings because you don’t wanna be that guy in the group. You get what you deserve.

#2: Fries: A really strong contender for the #1 spot. Probably the best all around bar food in the game. You can get regular, curly, waffle, crinkle cut, or even get outside the box with sweet potato fries. Great side dish but can be the star of the show if needed as well. Hard to leave this off the #1 spot, but the #1 contender was too hard to pass up.

#1: Cheesesteak Egg Rolls: The Philly kid may be a bit biased here, but Cheesesteak Egg Rolls have revolutionized the bar food game forever. Mad props to whoever decided to merge the Philly and Chinese Food games to make the perfect spesh. Bonus points if you can get a little sriracha ketchup or a nice ranch to finish it off. Magical.

Internet HOF 🏅

Crackhead Basketball Kid:

• Seriously… what was bro on 🤣🤣 taking ball is life to a whole ‘nother level you feel me.

It is Wednesday my dudes:

• It don’t have to be the weekend to be absolutely juiced up like shmyguy is here. My man needed the goggles because he’s drowin’ in aura.

Substitute Teacher:

• A-A-RON‼️

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🧠 MISH COMPLETE🚀

We all got those mornings when the alarm’s screaming like SEPTA brakes and you just wanna roll over and snooze it, you feel me? You learn quick that the problem ain’t the day, it’s that jawn in your head telling you you’re tapped out before you even get goin’. Real growth don’t come from one big splash in the wooder. It’s built brick by brick, block by block, day after day. Stop waiting to feel perfect and pick one small move, answer that lame corporate work email, take a walk around the block, or clean the kelly green beer fridge in your basement. Keep that promise to yourself and watch the momentum stack up like fried onions on a wiz wit. Every tiny win rewires your confidence. Chin up my guy, stay steady, and remember: you’re on a mish ‼️

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Top 5️⃣✋🏻: Super Bowls since 2000 🏆

#5: Super Bowl 42 - Giants 17, Patriots 14

• The Patriots were mad close to completing their mish of an undefeated season and were 12 points favorites against the Giants. Eli Manning didn’t hear no damn bell and David Tyree made the “helmet catch” to stun the world

#4: Super Bowl 43 - Steelers 27, Cardinals 23

• This game had more twist and turns then the haunted corn maze at Bates Motel. James Harrison had a #FatGuyTouchdown when he had a 99 yard pick six at the end of the half. Big Ben Roethlisberger cooked on the final drive and threw a spesh pass to Santonio Holmes in the end zone to win it late

#3: Super Bowl 49 - Patriots 28, Seahawks 24

• This one had to be on here in honor of the rematch happening on Sundee. Tom Brady got his fourth 💍 after Seahawks coach Pete Carroll decided for some reason to pass on the one yard line instead of giving the ball to Marshawn “Beast Mode” Lynch. Piece of advice - if you have a guy named Beast Mode on your team, maybe give him the rock with the game on the line chief.

#2: Super Bowl 52: Eagles 41, Patriots 33

• After 52 long years, the Philly faithful finally got their bowl. Big D*** Nick Foles threw for 373 yards and 3 TD’s including a late one to Zach Ertz to get the dub. Bro even caught a TD too in the claaaaaasic Philly Special. Brandon Graham stripped Tom Brady to put the icing on the cake for this classic.

#1: Super Bowl 51, Patriots 34, Falcons 28

• Matt Ryan and Atlanta really thought they had their first ring but SIKE. Even with a 28-3 lead in the second half, the GOAT Tom Brady rallied the boys for a mad crazy comeback with 31 unanswered points and won the first ever Super Bowl to go to overtime. James White’s TD run won it in OT and was undoubtedly the best Super Bowl (and maybe game) ever.

Internet HOF 🏅

Numa Numa:

• One of the OG YouTube videos. My guy was COOKIN’ with those moves. The original vid had over 700 milly views in the first year. Bro was aura before aura even existed.

Supa Hot Fire:

• One of the most quotable YouTube vids ever. Supa Hot Fire and his crew could take down any rapper the streets had to offer. SIKE. THAT’S THE WRONG NUMBER.

Annoying Orange:

• This one had the youngins an absolute chokehold. I feel bad for all the parents that had to listen to this thing all day because the name lived up to it.

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MOTIVAYSH ↗️📈

Every jerknee begins wita single step, and today is your molment to take it. Rememba, success duz int happinovernight—it’s built 1dayatatime thru ard work, grit, and beleaving in yerself. You don’t find the light by runnin’ from the dark—you learn to see in it. Stay ungry, stay focused, and trust da process, because if you keep showing up and giving it your all, da best is yet to come. What breaks you open is often the door you were meant to walk through. It’s a marathon not a sprint. Stay on your mishshmyguys ‼️ Merry Christmas to all yooze!!!🎄🎅🏼

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2. IthinkIkenIthinkIkenIthinkIken 🚊

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5. Itsjustnoise 🤷‍♂️ blockitout 🙇‍♂️

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“67”

Definish: a viral slang phrase / meme that kids are saying a lot lately, but it doesn’t have a real definish. It is connected to a rap song and also to a 6’ 7” tall basketball player. It started from a viral internet trend and a song (“Doot Doot (6 7)” by rapper Skrilla), where the numbers 6 and 7 were repeated in the beat. Half the fun is confusing the oldheads who don’t get it. But is the 67 trend over? Just like all things that go too viral too fast - it becomes cringe.. but maybe the youngin’s will be saying 67 forev.

The oldheads at In-N-Out burger on the west coast were so fed up with six seven that they banned the number entirely from takeout orders 🤣 🤣 🤣 Wawa would never.

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Grub City - Eggggggs 🍳

There’s a lot of controversh out there when talking about eggs. How do you even describe how they taste? What do eggs actually taste like? But errybody still be grubbin on em tho. Is ketchup on eggs gass or ass? 🍅 Personally I think it plays.

You can be out here debatin’ whether eggs or good or not, but there are so many dif types of ways that you can make eggs that there’s gotta be somethinforya fer a nice breakfast. Lowkey fun fact: Back in 2016, Sayburm self diagnosed himself with “eggzamitus,” a rare fake stomach ache disease associated to the consuptsh of eggs. He don’t got it no more, was prob just buggin’. He didn’t eat eggs for 3 years straight.

Scramblin’

This is the 1-1 of ways to have eggs on their own (more on that later). It’s the easiest to make and least messy of the whole crew. You can have it on it’s own, with some sausage or bacon, with some toast, even with something different like steak. Might be a bit boring, but it’s a staple in everyone’s cooking repertoire.

Friiiiiiied

This one ain’t for everyone because some people just can’t do da yolk. This type of egg is what should be on sandwiches IMO but they have their own place as well. They can be a bit messy and have to be cooked right, but they have a higher ceiling than scrambled. Fried eggs add dat creaminess to a dish with other items to create one ‘eck of a combinaysh.

Deviled 👹

Deviled eggs look naaaaaaastyyyy when you’re a kid, then one day at a holiday party at your Aunt Barb’s house, you realize everything else on the table looks even more gross and then you give these jawns a shot bc Gramma said they’re fire and you don’t regret it. But 12 deviled eggs later you might😬 💨… pro tip: cayenne pepper on da guys goesalong way. Nothin like that one random ass family members deviled eggs they bring every year.

Breakfast Sammy Sangwitch

Now here’s some controversh for you. Eggs are a staple in the breakfast sandwich game. It can be 50/50 on whether you get fried eggs or scrambled eggs on your sandwich, but they can both play. Are we going bagel or kaiser rolls? Or croissant? What kinda bagel we rocking with? Hella vesatility and variety of flavors with this optsh. Could even get it the “ocky way” if you’re in New York.

The controversh is what type of meat your slapping on that baby. I think we can all agree that bacon, sausage, and pork roll are the clear top three. If you’re from North Jersey you may call PORK ROLL “TAYLOR HAM”, but you get the point.

Entertainment 🎤🎥

Disney/AI agreement

Massive news came out that Disney has invested $1B into OpenAI. ONE BILLY. Crazy. In this deal, Disney is allowing AI use of their vault of Disney characters including Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars and plenty more. This new deal lets Disney experiment with AI-driven storytelling and puts itself in the AI market.

Elf 2? Will Ferrell said “nawwwwwww”

“Elf” is one of the most popular Christmas movies of all time that was released in 2003. It stars Will Ferrell as “Buddy the Elf”, a human that grew up on the North Pole and left to go find his real Dad (James Cann) in New York City. Over 20 years later, there were some rumors that a reboot for the popular movie could be coming. Will Ferrell on other hand wasn’t so crazy about it.

Despite being offered nearly $30 million, Ferrell declined after he didn’t love the script ideas that were put out. He believed the original was a timeless classic and ended perfectly, so there was no need to go back and alter it. Mad respect to Willy F. But we definitely coulda used a Step Brothers 2 if we’re being real out here.

What is the Goated Christmas Movie?🐐🌲

Heres our top 5:

1. Home Alone

2. Elf

3. A Christmas Story

4. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacaysh

5. Polar Express

honorable mentsh and hidden gem💎: “Just Friends” issa classic, go peep if you never seenit

Delco Christmas

Had to throw it back to a SAYBURM CHRISTMAS CLASSIC w/ the Delco Christmas Skits. The videos that got everything going when the kid was first makin’ content.

Go rewatch for a coupla vintage laughs.

SPORTS TALK 🏈

NFL:

Patty Mahomes tears his ACL and the Chiefs are chalked

For the first time since Patty Mahomes became the starter for Kansas City, the Chiefs will not be playing in the AFC Championship game.

Not only that, but KC is eliminated already and it ain’t even Christmas.

Worst of all, Mahomeboy tore his ACL and may even miss the beginning of next season too.

The Philadelphia Eagles broke them in the Super Bowl.

Week 15:

NFL Standings:

Here’s what the ‘yoffs are looking like with three weeks to go. No Patty Mahomes, Joe Burrow, OR Lamar Jackson in there at the moment is wild.

The Super Bowl is WIDE OPEN this year. You can make a legitimate argument for every team on here (maybe not Tampa Bay) to bring this thing home.

College Football Playoffs:

The second year of the 12-team college football playoffs kicks off on Friday:

• Friday at 8:00 PM: #9 Alabama (-1.5) @ #8 Oklahoma

• Saturday at 12:00 PM: #10 Miami @ #7 Texas A&M (-3.5)

• Saturday @ 3:30 PM: #11 Tulane @ #6 Ole Miss (-17.5)

• Saturday @ 7:30 PM: #12 James Madison @ #5 Oregon (-21.5)

The big story here will be how the non power conference teams like Tulane and James Madison hold up this weekend. If they get mopped, some more realignment may be coming.

MLB Free Agents:

Kyle Schwarber stays with Phillies

Five more years of Schwarbombs 💣

Kyle Schwarber is staying with the Phils after a 5 year, 150 million dollar deal kept him home.

Schwarber was second in MVP voting this year and will be the heart of the order once again.

Pete Alonso leaves the Mets for the Orioles

The O’s from baldeemore are typically one of the cheaper teams in the game, but they went big time here.

Former Mets first baseman Pete Alonso ditched the Mets to head down 95 to the Orioles for a five-year, $155 million deal.

Alonso has hit over 30 HR’s in every full season that he has played, including more than 40 in 2019, 2022 and 2023.

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Stop glazing fammmmmmm ! Aye hope erry body had a great Thanksgivin’ and is gearin’ up fer XMAS.

Jus rememba, don’t judgeabook by its cover. Always press play but only hit pause when u needabreak. Whichshouldbe never. But rest up when you gotta reset. Giveyerself sum cred. One more month in the year out here. Finish strong my guyyyyys ‼️ Stay on your mishhhhhh. If you mish the mish your mish will mish you. So follow yerdreams, rise’ n grind n never give up.

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1. Only goezupfromere. 🆙 ⬆️

2. Urwerld were just livin in it 🌎

3. Keepit Class-C 🤵🏻‍♂️

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“GLAZING”

Definish: “when someone is to over-praise, obsess over, or defend someone excessively, often in a way that seems embarrassing or over-the-top.”

Example: The NFL announcers are always glazing Patrick Mahomes for every single thing that he does on the field no matter what it is.

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Grub City - Pasta La Vista 🍝

Chickin Pahm

Chicken Parm is the 1.1 overall pick in the pasta draft if you ask da kid. A little fresh basil on the top will getcha where you needtobe. When going to an eyetalian restaurant, this is always the safe play. You know what you’re gonna get every time.

I need my cutlets papathin!!!

Veteran move: get the vodka sauce with the chikin pahm. Or a side of penne vodka with the pahm. Seeeeerious eats.

Fetacheeny Alfredo

Fetacheeny Alfredo is anotha staple in the pasta game. Switch out that red sauce (or GRAVY as the real eyetalians say) and add in cheese instead and you got a winner winner chicken dinner.

You can toss some chicken in there, shrimp, steak, whatever you want. The pastabilities are endless.

If you’re a nut-job like Paul Skenes, you can even eat it before pitching nine shutty innings in 100 degree Louisiana weather tossing fastballs 101 mph.

Ravioli

If you really want to talk biznissss, get some ravioli on that plate. Just a pasta pillow with ricotta and all different types of cheeses in there.

Ravioli is a versatile member of the pasta game. You can put whatever you want inside the ravioli, but you can also put whatever meat and whatever sauce you want on the outside as well. Gotta love some LOBSTA raviolllll fr fr. Good eats. Good eats.

Penneallavodka

Penne Vodka is kindalike the new kid on the block, but he’s here and he’s here to party.

While a lot of marinara sauces can taste similar, vodka sauces can have a lot of variash so it is a bit of a risky play when you’re out to dinner but it can really stealdashow if it’s done right. It’s got dat creamy goodness.

Veteran move: add spicy sausage to the penne vodka, LEGITTTTT.

Entertainment 🎤🎥

The Netflix House - King of Prussia, PA

You already know we on that red carpet type shiii.

Shoutout to the new Netflix House in King of Prussia, PA.

Netflix really cooked with this place fr fr. You can eat at their restaurant, play some mini golf, go to their retail store, do an escape room, go into a full on mewvie theatre, try some virtual reality type beat, and plenty more.

Television 📺

New fire tv show called “All Her Fault” has some thrill and drama spill in it as these breaded parents child got kidnapped. Nerve wrackin and scary, drawlin’ tbh. Good 8-episode mini series with solid acting and surprising plot twists. Can peep on Peacock.

Vacaysh ✈️🏝️⛳️

Cape May, NJ

Lookin’ to teleport back in the day to the small town vibes of the Christmas movies you watched growing up?

Cape May, New Jersey, may be thought of as only a beach town, but it’s got plenty more than that. Cape May is on the Winter Wonderland typavibe all December long. They have a lot of lights, trolley rides, parades, and plenty of other festivities.

There are a lot of spesh markets that pop up so you can get the fam some gifts as well. Issamust to grab summadat OT Chocklit if you need to warm up. ☕️🍫

SPORTS TALK 🏈

College Football

Lane Kiffin leaves Ole Miss for LSU

The big news in the cawlidge football world was Ole Miss Head Coach Lane Kiffin announcing that he was leaving Mississippi to take the job at LSU.

The only problem…

Ole Miss is still in the middle of their szn getting ready for the ‘yoffs in a few weeks. They’ll have to do that with a new head coach and several other staff members.

Kiffin has been known to dip on colleges for the next best thing and an Ole Miss reporter called him a “hoe” and said you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife 🤣.

Lane wasn’t too happy about that one

The Game

November 30th, 2019.

That was the last time that Ohio State beat Michigan before Saturday’s 27-9 win in Ann Arbor. The demons have been slayed.

Ohio State was on that little brother type shit the last five years despite winning a natty back in January because they couldn’t beat their rivals up north.

The game itself was a bit underwhelming, but Ohio State couldn’t care less as they head to the Big 10 Championship game at 12-0 and will take on 12-0 Indiana.

Let’s peep all the conference chips that will be next weekend:

The mad funny thing here is that Duke, who is 7-5, somehow made the ACC chip after all the tiebreakers. If they win, the playoff pic gets even more chaotic.

NFL

Thanksgiving Day Games

Week 13 in the NFL was a bit of a snoozapalooza, but the Turkey Day games were all bangers.

Jordan Love and the Packers converted a ‘yuge fourth down to take down their division rival Detroit Lions in a 31-24 dub to get the day started.

The Cowboys and the Chiefs are both fighting for their szn and the Cowboys took a 31-28 win to defend home turf.

Joe Burrow played in a game for the first time since injuring his toe in Week 2 and didn’t miss a beat, tossing two tuddies in a big win over Baltimore to stay in the race for the AFC North.

Sundee wasn’t too crazy as a whole, but the 6-6 Panthers beating the 9-2 Super Bowl favorite LA Rams certainly was #1.

Check out the rest of the slate including a wild OT Sundee Night Football game, with the Patriots and Giants facing off on Monday Night Football to wrap up the week.

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If you knock, knock the door enough times🚪somebody’ll answer eventch 📞. It’s not about what thou sees in the mirror. It’s about what the mirror sees in thou.🪞 Let dat sink in. Sleep laughs when energy takes a nap.😴 🤣And why be a big fish when in reality even just a small bird can fly.🐠🕊️ Broverbs 6:7.

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4. Donthatetheplaya Hatethegame 🎰

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“MID”

Definish: “Implying that something is mediocre, sitting right in the middle of a quality scale: not bad, but far from impressive.”

Use mid when something is mediocre, average, or disappointing, particularly when it has been hyped up or expected to be great. The word is short for middle or mid-tier. Shmid. Midward.

Dak Prescott and the Cowboys are the absolute definish of mid. Every year we hear that dem boyz are comin’ to win the bowl and every year they’re watching on the couch with some buff chick dip like the restofus.

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Grub City - Hoagies

Classic Italian

There might not be anyone else in the food game that has a more controversial name than this baby. Here in Philly we call this jawn a hoagie, and no one outside of Philly and the dirty Jerz really call it that.

The most common name has gotta be a sub, or submarine sandwich. Up in the New England area they call ‘em grinders. In the Big Apple they call this a hero, and you’ll be a hero if you bring some of these to your next football Sundee party.

Amincheez

This is the meat and potatoes of the hoagie game. The definish of just running the football and keeping it simple. No one’s going to complain about this one. It might not have the flash and upside of some of the others on this list, but it getsthajobdone forsure.

Roast Beast

Another safe option for everyone out there. It’s a bit slept on in the hoagie game, it doesn’t get quite as much love as the others but it’s as reliable as they come. Call it the DeVonta Smith of sandwiches, just shows up and does it’s goddamn job and stays low key.

Turkey Gobbler

Wawa may be most popular in the summer for “Hoagiefest” where all hoagies are at a discount price, but November is their time to shine.

Imagine your whole plata dinner from Thanksgiving just being thrown into a hoagie. No need to sit at the table for two hours making awkward small talk with your distant relatives when you can just take one of these bad boys to go and crush it in the whip. 🤣 sike I’m bringing gobblers to the family dinner this year tho bet on it.

Chipsindamiddle

If you want to be a little bit controversh, you’ve come to the right place. Toss some potato chips inside your sandwich to get a little bit of crunch that will send you to ‘eaven.

Entertainment 🎤🎥

Theo Von is a mad funny guy but he can also have more of a serious conversaysh if needed as well. Him and Miles Teller had mad good chemistry together and talked about Miles growing up in Florida and his new movie “Eternity” coming to theaters November 26th. In dis ep we get to know Miles a bit more personally and learn aboutiz actin career. Bro got in his bag talking about the afterlife and what working with all these veterans in the movie was like. Really makes you think you feel me?

PODCAST PEDESTAL

Imagine if a podcast and a gameshow had a trashy child, that is what you’re walking into with the “Are you Garbage?” 🎧 podcast. A truly exceptional listen.

Kevin Ryan and H. Foley are the hilarious hosts. Expert interviewers and entertainers. No munch, no glaze. Kev and H want everyone to know that they know GARBAGE, and they want to find out if our favorite comedians are traaaaash. 🤣

The boys invite comedians on and ask them all types of different questions ranging from food, life choices, personal opinions to find out if they are in fact GORBIDGE.

They may be in NYC but just like your boy, they’re Philly guys. S/O these Philly dudes crushing the podcast and comedy game fr fr. Highly suggested episode watches: Shane Gillis, Tim Dillon, and Chris DiStefano.

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Down South / Golf Trips

Savannah, Georgia

Savannah, Georgia is the oldest city in Georgia and it was founded in 1733. It was the OG capital of Georgia before Atlanta came in and snagged it from them no cap. There’s a lot of cool historic type shit that you can see while down there, and you can also catch a “Savannah Bananas” game as well if that’s more your speed.

It’s also one of the few cities in the US where you are allowed to walk around with alcohol on the streets, so vacaysh there is a big move.

The Kid went golfing in Sea Island, Georgia over the weekend (peep the swing below)

Also peep the broken driver (S/O American Airlines luggage crew!) Preesh for disrespecting the driver right after the kid finally figured it out on the golf trip. Assssscheeks. Gonna costdaguy an armannaleg to repair.

SPORTS TALK 🏈

Eagles beat Packers on Monday Night Football

Defense wins chips?

That game last night was a real snooza palooza, some of us had to rip some questionable streams with ESPN and YouTube TV beefin’ too.

The Birds may not always win pretty but they win and move to 7-2 at the top of the NFC. To be the best you gotta beat the best, and the defending Super Bowl Champions are figuring it out on D.

Jordan Love?

More like Jordan Loves to throw the ball into the ground.

Sayburm tried out for the NBA the G League Delaware Blue Coats

(dropped 35 in an inter-squad and dunked)

Bro thinks he’s actually on the team 🤣

Don’t come any closer unless you want those ankles bent. The kid got the chance to head to NBA G League Media day with the Delaware Blue Coats and live the dream of being a profesh baller.

Next thing you know, Sayburm might be out there with Tyrese and VJ getting the boys back to the chip. Espesh in those fiiiiiire throwback unis.

Fernandomania stuns Penn State

Them Happy Valley boys ain’t so happy anymore ☠️

The Nits have lost six in a row, this time getting stunned athalasecond by #2 Indiana with a TD to take them down 27-24.

Indiana has been cookin’ all year and will likely be heading to the yoffs again. QB Fernando Mendoza helped his heisman candidacy out with this one.

Pretty much a two horse race at this point with Mendoza and Ohio State QB Julian Sayin.

Also shoutout the boy Kirk Herbstreit who is a fan of Sayburm. My guy has been the face of College Football media for a few decades now and crushes it on College Gameday. Stay on your mish my guy 💯

HUGE NEWS - the Kid got ‘gaged!!! 💍

The kid popped the question and is getting ring’d up! He did, he had too…MISH COMPLETE… but really mish has only begun. 🙌 She said yes, she said yes. Love isinda ayer.

The couple cleans up nice for a Hollywood Premiere in Philadelphia. Shoutout Emily she’s the realest. We on the red carpet type shiiii ⭐️

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Appy Mundee Kings. Don’t let da fear of striking out hold you back from swinging ard. If you ain’t first yerlast. And it ain’t about how ardya hit, it’s about ow ard ya can get it and keep mewvin fowerd. That’s how ya catch the dubs out here. One time a wise man once told me when opportunitee preizents itself, preparation is too late. Which is why perfect practice makes perfect. Make sure ya PREPARE and PRACTICE so you’re ready ferda molment. Waitin on your mollllmentttt. Keep grinding studs. Skysdalimit. Go gettem this week ‼️

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“AURA”

Definish: “The overall vibe or energy someone gives off — usually used to describe someone who seems effortlessly cool, confident, or has a strong presence that stands out”

Use aura to let someone know that they are HIM ‼️

The kid was aura farming on Abbott Elementary just looking like a chill guy there in the back. All stached up and shiii you feel me? You can feel the aura from three scrolls up.

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Grub City - Cheesesteaks

Cooper Sharp Cheesesteak - (featuring Steaks West Chester in West Chester, PA)

Cooper Sharp cheese is on a generational run like Saquon for the birds last year. 2019 LSU Joe Burrow type shit going on from the king of the cheese game. Steaks West Chester in Dub City, PA is a bit new to the party, but is acting like a veteran out here with how elite it taste. It’s gas. It smacks. It’s scrubdiddliumpshis. Preesh all the bakeries for the top notch bread and S/O all the restaurants out there werkin’ ard to cook up these delicious sangwitches. Y’all are on a mish.

Wiz Wit or Wiz Witout?

Cooper Sharp may take the cake as the top cheese in the game, but Whiz might be the best well known. Espesh for those out of towners that are here for a little vacaysh.

The debatin’ will be about with that whiz - are you getting them with onions or without? The tourists are always ready to say whiz wit or whiz witout and you already known the kid is getting some “fried unns” ondasteak.

Also mad funny how we call peeing taking a “wiz” but it’s also called da cheese. Aye well they both yellow.

American Cheese

There’s nothing wrong with getting a dish that’s more tradish. American Cheese - down the middle fastball. Sometimes simple duzzit. But if you get the American Cheese you can’t ever go witout. 🧅 Adds mad flavor but leaves that breath hot. Aye its worthit tho haha. Just needa sliceagum to saveyerself.

Sip City

Pumpkin Spice Latte

It’s that time of the year folks. It’s time to get the delish pumpkin spice shit that we pretend like we don’t like so we don’t get trolled. Is it aura loss to crush a PSL (pumpkin spiced latte)? We know it’s actually mad fire. If the boys ask though, we’re only getting it because our girls made us. 🤫

Pumpkin Spice Beer

It’s gonna get real spooky after a couplathese bad boys on a Fridee night have you feeling like a lit up Jack-O-Lantern. They def go down like wooder.

Busch Light Apple

If you and the boys ain’t taking down some bapples while watching some college football on a cool Saturdee afternoon then what are yas doing? Taste like a lil juice box of Mott’s Apple Juice got in a bar fight with a dude playing darts. Drink a few of these and you feel like you’re driving through an orchard full speed in a John Deere wearin’ a flannel and jeans. Also it’s offish Flannel Szn. Gonna be drippy with the Fall fits this year shnodoubtaboutit.

Apple Cider

Cozy on the couch kinda vibe with the hot apple cider. Absolute Fall staple. A little dash of cinnamon to get tha kid going is all you need. But have you ever had an apple cider donut?👀 🐐

Entertainment 🎤🎥

Abbott Elementary

The kid is an ‘ollywood moovee star 🤣⭐️ homie was aura farming as a background actor.

We got a long way to go on our mish, but this recent episode of “Abbott Elementary” had a spesh appearance in the back here. The show is about a bunch of teachers in an underfunded public school in Philly and in this eppy they go down to Citizens Bank Park.

Sayburm kept hiz head on a swiv and put on an Oscar performance as an extra. Notice the way he seamlessly was able to sink into the character watching the game and look at the menu thinking about copping 2 glizzies. Incredible stuff here folks.

Not only was the lefty masher Sayburm in the episode, but another one as Phillies DH Kyle Schwarber made an appearance as well. He just so happened to become the 21st player in Major League Baseball history to hit four home runs in a game WHILE filming took place.

Maybe Quinta Brunson and the crew should come to a Phils playoff game so they can actually hit next time?

Vacaysh ✈️🏝️

Universal Studios — Orlando, Florida

Universal Studios started their theme park mish back in 1990 and are over 35 years strong on that mish. They got a ton of new inspiraysh for ideas like different worlds including Harry Potter, Avatar, The Minions (although they are corny/scary af 🤣), and more.

They had two tradish theme parks already but back in May they added the Universal Epic Universe to the rotaysh. It was the first new theme park in 25 years in Florida and it’s one of the most ambish projects in the area.

It’s much more of a ‘umble abode than some of the other vacaysh spots we have had on here lately as you can stay there for less than $200 a night.

You better not have any moshe sickness or a scaredy cat of the coasters - or this is gonna be a long vacaysh. If you go you gotta make sure to hit the iconic “Hulk” coaster pictured below. Absolutely electric.

Creator Spotlight 🎥 🤣

Eric Sim - King of JUCO

Eric Sim has been on his mish for a long time, and it has led him to the top of the baseball content world.

He grew up in Korea, came over to the states and played junior college (or JUCO) ball at Colby Community College in Kansas before playing D1 college ball at South Florida, and was later drafted by the San Francisco Giants.

After his profesh career he started making content and really took off during COVID when the world was starvin’ for baseball content. He would make vids lifting and throwing and hitting and making a brand out of being a hard workin’ grinder.

All that hard work has led him to a collab video with your boy at Rutgers-Camden for Victus Sports🤣. A little first pitch nuke for the kid but who’s counting.

Stay tuned for the full vid starring Sayburm from My Guys TV and Eric Sim, The King of JUCO, and Victus.

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SPORTS TALK

MLB:

Mariners vs Blue Jays Game 7 on Monday Night

The Mariners and Blue Jays will face off in a winnertakeall Game 7 in the ALCS on Mondee night at 8. This series has been mad wild and it all comes down to one game to see who will take on the juggernaut Los Angeles Dodgers in the World Series starting Fridee.

This series has some absolute specimens.

Cal “The Big Dumper” Raleigh has 64 HR’s this year for the Mariners and his HR to tie up Game 5 was almost his big as his dumper.

Meanwhile in Toronto you got Alejandro Kirk, who is an absolutely electric 5’8” and 245 pounds.

We’ll see who’s mish continues tonight 🚀

Dodgers sweep the Brewers

This dude Shohei Ohtani is actually an alien fr. Bro hit three bombs at the plate and just for fun he went out and tossed six shutout innings with ten punchies. My guy thinks he’s Babe Ruth or something ☠️

Lowk he may actually might be. The Dodgers are 9-1 in the playoffs and look like they are ready to complete their mish for their second straight World Series title and third in the last six years.

NFL

The Unc Bowl

The retirement home let these two out for a little Thursdee night brawl and it was CINEMA. 40 year old Joe Flacco and 41 year old Aaron Rodgers put on an absolute clinic and showed it’s an old man’s league as the Cincinnati Bengals beat their AFC North rival Pittsburgh Steelers 33-31.

Joe Flacco threw for 342 yards and 3 TD while Rodgers threw for 249 and 4 TD’s. Most people their age are out playing bingo and tiddlywinks but these guys are torching 27 year old NFL safeties.

Age is just a number fr.

Check out the rest of the scores from the weekend including Jalen Hurts and the Birds continuing their mish for a second Super Bowl title in a row, and the Giants losing a mad crazy game to the Broncos. Jaxson Dart may be him though.

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Aye big preesh for all the homies being on your MISH. You are the Mishelin man from Mishigan. You are the fewtch - destined for greatness ‼️ Just waiting on your mooooment waiting on your moooooment. It’s coming, ya best believe shmyguy. Go out dare and doda damthing. PREEEEEEESH.

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“FEWTCH”

Definish: “A person (or group) who embodies the potential, promise, or direction of what is to come in a field, community, or endeavor.” (short for future).

Use Fewtch to let someone know that they are next up and big things are coming ‼️

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Grub City - SOUP SZN

Chickinewdle Soup

It’s Fall time and yooze know what that means - it’s #SOUPSZN.

Nothin’ hits da spot like an ‘omemade bowlasoup on a brisk Sundee afternoon while watching football. Or right fromda can - don’t really matter. I like to keep it tradish with some chickinewdle but there’s plenty of udder opshins to go around ferdakid.

Tomaytuh soup

Tomaytuhsoup is legit, and you get bonus points if you have the grilled cheez ondaside. Really the only way to do it tbh. (definitely pronounced: To-May-Tuh)

Frenchunion Soup

Look at that cheez ooooooooozin out the side. Eatin’ this shit makes me feel fancy AF when I’m out to dinner. Slap a lil’ of that bread on the top and we’re cookin’. Gotta be mad careful you don’t get too much cheeeeez in 1 bite, you might be in choke trouble. Kinda scary when dat happens haha but we stay grubbin in Grub City.

Lobstabisk:

If you want something a lil’ thiccer this is the soup for you. Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal over here. I’m a big fan of seafood, because if I see food I eat it you feel me? Gotta dip da bread in da sewp to, nodoubtaboutit.

Clamchowda:

Got me feelin’ like Tom Brady out here with a bowlaclamchowda. Little New England spesh out there. This one you gotta do right but if you get ‘er done, gloooks.

Entertainment 🎤🎥

Bruce Springsteen Biopic:

Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere

Bruce Springsteen has been on his mish for a long time now, and Jeremy Allen White is helping bring that mish to the big screen.

Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere is set to release on October 24th, and give you a behindaseens look at the making of his 1982 album, “Nebraska”.

You may have peeped Allen White in the shows “Shameless” or “The Bear”, and now he’ll look to play da man who wuz Born is Da USA in New Jersey, Mr. Springsteen.

We gotta also give a shoutout to our guy Ted Brych from Toms River, who has been to over FIVE HUNDRED Springsteen concerts. Talk about showing love fr. He’s been to so many shows that Bruce even said “this one’s for Ted” while dedicating a song to him.

Vacaysh ✈️🏝️

Necker Island

If you and 47 of your closest boys are looking for something to do, you can rent out Necker Island for a mere $145,000 a night. Feels like a pretty good deal, right? It’s a great spot to catch some rays and work on that tanski. Tropical vibes szn. We might need a couple more subscribers on the Mish Message to be able to afford that fr.

Pocono Mountains, PA

If you want a vacaysh that’s a little more ‘umble, try out a trip to this locaysh right here. A nice quiet relaxing lake weekend with the boys or with the fam can really help getalittle recharge going. A nice little barbikew type shit to get the kid going.

Just enjoy the peesenquiet. 😌

Not so Umble abodes:

Plaza Hotel, New York City

Head to the big apple for quick gidaway and check out the Plaza Hotel in NYC. You can stay there for a little over a band a night to be right in Central Park. It’s over 100 years old so you got some great ‘istory there as well.

We may be talking fewtch this week, but ‘istory is just as tuff.

Villa d’este, Lake Como, Italy

If you’re trying to leave the states and like a room with a nice view of the WOODER, villa d’este looking over Lake Como in Italy is the place to be. This one as well is only about a band per night for standard ish, but you know the kid is upgrading to that deluxe suite for 2.5 🤫 Pastalavista kid. 🍝

Funny how Philly people say “Italian” they pronounce it “Talian” with no T or “Eye-tailyin.” People be pronouncing things mad ocky.

SPORTS TALK

Playoff Baseball

Seems as tho the Phillies have lost their magical aura, unfortch. Is Red October cooked?

During that 2022 and 2023 run, teams would come to the Bank and the degens in the crowd would be so loud the other team would fold. Smh.

The Fightin’s now find themselves down 2-0 to the juggernaut Los Angeles Dodgers and have to head out to Los Angeles and win both on Wednesdee and Thursdee to force a Game 5 back home Saturdee or else it’s wraps. Philly needs the guys to come up clutch.

The Brewers, Blue Jays and Dodgers are both up 2-0 in their mish to get to the final four, while the Tigers/Mariners series heads back to Detroit tied up.

NFL

Buddy had a bat in the cave - some cookies in the jar. Trevor Lawrence got caught diggin’ for gold, but right after that, he brought home the gold with a game-winning touchdown run with 20 seconds left to take down the Chiefs. Talk about clutching up fr.

The Chiefs is experiencin’ aura loss after a 2-3 start to the season. Those birds did a number on them in the bowl fr.

Inspirash Motivash

Shoutout to the Yanks, Bills, and Steelers for showin’ love to your boy. Josh Allen is shmyguy and there’s a reason the kid got the emveepee last year. Keep it up cuz - time is shmunny 💯

Creator Spotlight 🎥 🤣

What Happened Last Night

My Guys TV did a lil collab with “What Happened Last Night”, an on the rise comedy group from Long Island, NY. These homies are funny as shit and are the fewtchhhh of internet comedy. The broksis are really on the come up. Footage looks like an absolute shmoovie with A1 10/10 quality. Stay tuned for one more collab video from the New York squad and MGTV this week.

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I wanted to let you all know - GRATS on being a ledge - an absolute legend. Whether you believe it or not, you’re the King of the Castle, the qualified commander in chief, and last but not least - the undisputed champ. But you wouldn’t be anywhere without your mish. Grats on being locked in - you are straight dialed my dude. GRATS. Sometimes you gotta GRATS yourself along the way on your mish. Little grats yourself on the back ferda the boy for not mishing the mish. Because if you mish your mish - your mish will mish you. You got mad potensh… but I gotta ask - are you dialed?

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5. Move in silence with no hesitaysh. 🤫

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“GRATS” 🙌🎉

Definish: “an expression of praise and good wishes for an achievement of importance or a special matter.” (short for Congratulations).

Use Grats to let someone know you are proud of them for all of their success.

Your boy just got engaged? Grats.

Your pops finally retired after bustin’ his balls on a mish for 40 years? Grats.

Your coworker just got that promosh at work? Grats.

Lil’ bro just finished up college and is now in da real world? GRATSSSSSS

GRATS to the My Guys Media squad for launching a new page called My Guys TV. The fewtch of this page is bouta be hella funny creators posting vids that make you cry laughin’. Follow the page to be a day 1 supporter and join the My Guys TV MISH. Elp us hit 1K follows on Insta. PREEEEEESH!!!

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Grub City - Wing Town

Bussalo Wings:

Bussalo Wings….the arguable goat. Picture this. It’s a Sundee afternoon and you’re watching NFL RedZone with the boys, the fam, your girl - whoever. And you’re cravin one thing. Nothin’ says football like a platawings. I be grubbin’ on wings daily on G. Depends on the moodski but typically its a well done bone-in vibe, but sometimes I rip a boneless type beat so my mish is less of a mesh. It gets saucy out here fr.

For sauce, the kid likes to keep it tradishhhh and get some buffalo. I high key fw mad spicy wings OD. As you can peep below, the kid can handle that HEAT shnoproblemo.🍗🌶️

Barbikew type shi:

Buffalo and BBQ wings may be the best 1-2 punch in the food game. No caperooski. BBQ is clutch. You can get a little spice, you can get a little sweet, a little combinaysh of both if you want. Great #2 wing sauce.

Gahhlick Pawm:

Garlic Parm wings are a little late tothagame but these guys are here to play. They may fit more as a change-a-pace type wing and not the main dish, but every good team needs their role players and these homies are onnamish.

Honorable mentsh sauces: Terry Ocky (Teriyaki), Unny Gar (honey garlic), Mangus Abbinyaris (Mango Habanero), Ott Unny (Hot Honey), Lempep (Lemon Pepper).

It really is an ocky situaysh grubbing on wings when you’re solo dolo at a bar. Aura farming eating aloneski, but then you get stares mid chow-down so you just gotta get da box2go to avoid the aura loss. Point in case right here in this skit I made.

Entertainment

TV spotlight: “Tires”

Shane Gillis (left) and Steve Gerben (right) on the Netflix TV Show “Tires”

If you haven’t peeped the Netflix show “Tires” yet, you’re missin’ out big time.

Based on an auto body shop out here in the burbs of Philly in West Chester (dub city), Steve Gerben plays “Will”, who runs the joint with his Pops as the owner and Shane Gillis plays his cousin “Shane”, who does his best to bust his chops every day. Straight geeks, mad funny, knee slapper, has me dyinggg kinda show.

Gerbie wants to try and fix the place up and Shane likes to crack some jokes, drink brews, and shoot the shit. My man Gerbs is stressin’ 24/7 tryin’ to keep the biz from tankin’. He is always buggin’ out, but finds a way to getdajobdone.

Imagine if “The Office” was hit by a bus but that bus was actually just a mad dose of “Philly” and that’s what you’re getting here with this show. There are already two seasons out, and season three will hit the screens in 2026.

Vacaysh ✈️🏝️

Maldives Overwater Villa

Little Harvest Caye - Private Island off the coast of Palencia

Sherwoodbenice to spend a week at one of these vacaysh spots huh? Man that’s goals. Gotta keep a 20/20 vizsch to get the eyez on da prize to get dare 1 day. And then we will be all be sayin’ “Momma I made it.” Tropical szn in the fewtch absolute hundo peter.

We gotta grind a few more years out on our mish before we have a bag to go to one of these places, that are over $5K per night. Sippin’ on a couple daqs, catching some rays, just a quick ‘scape from the real world. Nothin’ like it.

Any of your homies start talking about going on a trip like this as a squad or saying they’re gonna take their girl there? Here’s how that guy sounds below 🤣🤣. Send this Mish Message to them so they get back on their mish and aren’t plotting moves with no guap to their name.

Fer now we’ll have to stick our paradise at the Jersey shore. The Wildwood beach is basically the Maldives Ritz Carlton if you ask me.

Unfortch for most of us, idk if we’re gonna get to the $5K per night pads, but we will keep dream chasin’. Maybe we gotta dial it back a bit and check out some Fall destinayshes that have potensh for a good vacaysh. Here are some other opshins.

Las Veggis

It’s always a great time to take a little vacaysh with the boys, your girl, or the pham and go to the ‘sinos, make some coin. Lil’ bitta slots, lil’ bitta twenny1, but a wholelotta bread comin’ back ‘ome witchyew.

Veggis was the #1 ranked travel spot this summer and for good reason, maybe hit the sphere for a show while you’re there. Mad trippy, but still mad tough. Herd it’s sick.

Great Smoky Mountains National Park

Good ollll’ Rock Top Ripper.

More of an outdoorsy type guy, lookin’ to spend time exercisin’ and not gamblin’ on your trip? Head down to Great Smokeyyyyy Mountains National Park that is on the border of North Carolina and Tennessee for some fall vibes to the maxxxx. Don’t be a scaredy cat of da heights, embrace dat drenaline and soak it in. There’s mad trees, hella good views, and you can really get in touch with the natesch around there for real.

SPORTS TALK

NFL:

The Jordan Davis Game

It looked like the birds were cooked more than those bussalo wings from earlier on Sundee. The Rams were up 26-7 in the third quarter but the birds locked in on their mish and scored the next 26 points with Jordan Davis blocking two field goals including the one to windagame.

The big guy was rumblin’, stumblin’ and tumblin’ into the end zone as he became the fastest 300 pound runner in NFL istoree as he hit 18.6 MPH on that return. Watch out Saquon he’s comin’ for yer job 👀 sike but JD is on a mish though.

Around the NFL

Check out the rest of the scores from Week 3 with the D-troit Lions and Baldeemore Ravens playing on Mundee Night Football:

MLB:

Mike Trout hits 400th HR

Shoutout to the kid from jerz Mike Trout on his 400th career home run. Trout has been on his mish since 2012 when he won rookie of the year and has never stopped since then. It’s a shame his team is so mid he ain’t never getting back to the ‘yoffs unless he requests a trade. Phils should def cop him fer sure.

Shoutout to the fan who caught the ‘omer that wanted one thing, and that was to have a catch with Mike after the game on the field. Reminds me of the boy Mac writing a letter to Chase Utley in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 🤣

The Big Dumper keeps making history

There might not be a better nickname in sports than “The Big Dumper” right now, as this dude is shittin’ on baseballs. My guy has an MLB record of 58 HR’s as a catcher, I know them knees be hurtin’ every day but this guy has a real shot at the emveepee this year NO CAP.

Wild Card Race

The mish to get to the ‘yoffs is in the last week of the regular season here. The Brewers, Phillies, Dodgers and Cubs already know that their mish will be continuing to the ‘yoffs in the NL, while the Blue Jays are the only team that has officially locked up their spot in the AL.

Let’s hope we can get some madness like back in the day to figure out who’s goin dancin’.

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_{RISE AND GRIND!}

YOOOO MY GUYYYY! It’s Sayburm here. Preesh to you for tuning in to the Mish Message shmydawg shmydude shmybroski. You are part of the Mish Members Only community which means you’re an OG who’s bound for mish complete. Stay on your Mish and all your dreams will come true, no doubtaboutit. One foot infrunadeeother. Yer da child da chief da chozin 1. We are the fewtch. Trust yer art kiddddd.

Hope you caught hella summer vibes and are super stoked to be back on the mish this Fall. Although when you think ab it, it never really stopped - it never stops.

RISE AND GRIND. THE MINDSET IS THE GRINDSET OUT HERE. BRICK BY BRICK. JUST KEEP SWIMMIN. TIME IS $HMUNNY 🤑😈

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If you are new here and wondering - WHAT IS THIS NEWSLETTER?

-Motivation

-Comedy

-Lingo (word of the week)

-Food/Entertainment recommendations

-Sports Talk

-News & Updates

-Exclusive Sayburm / Saybeast / My Guys Media content notifications

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“PREESH”

Definish: “An expression of gratitude to acknowledge an act of kindness or support someone has passed onto you in any given moment” (short for appreciate).

Use Preesh to respond to someone doing something nice for you.

somebody holds the door? Preesh.

your girlfriend cooks you dinner? Preesh.

the homie tosses you a brewski? Preesh.

your broski dishes out a zyn poochie to you? Preesh.

The Running Back who scores 4th & goal to complete your 6 leg parlay? PREEEESH.

“Big Preesh for all those out there that Preesh the Preesh. And on that note - PREESH.” - lowkey famously said by Sayburm himself

Grub City - Da Bowlz

(Chipotle Chicken Bowl)

Nothin’ hits the spot more after ripping a “chest tri / back-bi my guy” gym sesh than a nice bowlski from Potle or Doba. Little queso for the kid, little guacachino for the guy. You already know it’s double protein for these gains. Mad clutch when they don’t charge ya for it to. Be feelin’ like the luckiestguyonearf.

(Cava Spicy Lamb Bowl)

Although… there’s a new kid on the block that’s made it their mish to join the elites and that’s Cava, Chipotle’s fresh cuz from the Mediterranean. Let me let you in on a spesh little secret between me and my guys though…no gatekeep typeshi…

If you want a dish that’s delish and the real deal, get your self some BBQ Chipotle and thank the kid later. Mighty Quinn’s BBQ for all my New Yorkers in Manhattan is Chipotle’s homie from down south. Think assembly line vibe - but you’re in a Nashville BBQ pit. Scrumdiddili.

Entertainment - Album Time Machine

Birds in the Trap Sing McKnight - Travis Scott

Nine years ago, Travis Scott continued his mish to the top of the charts with his second album called Birds in the Trap Sing McKnight. He dropped some BANGERS like “pick up the phone” with a feetsch from Young Thung and Quavo, “goosebumps” with a feetsch from Kendrick Lamar, “through the late night” with a feetsch from Kid Cudi, and a special edish song added on later with “wonderful” having The Weeknd be a feetsch. Straight gas. We were bumpin’ it on aux on the reg fer sure. Still do low key.

Travis now has four offish albums that have taken him to the top of his professh:

Rodeo (2015)

Birds in The Trap Sing McKnight (2016)

Astroworld (2019)

Utopia (2023)

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New Music update…. is Drizzy dropping soon?

Drake teases “DOGHOUSE” featuring YEAT and Julia Wolf (listen below).

When will his new album “Iceman” be dropping??? Mad hype for some new chunes from October’s Very Own Aubrey Graham.

"Doghouse" - by Drake and YEAT snippet

Movies: “Madden” Biopic

There aren’t many people out there who had a better mish than John Madden.

After bringing home a bowl with the Oakland Raiders in 1977, Madden would go on to create the ultimate video game for you and the boys to rip on a Friday night in your boys dorm room while you order some ZA.

The story of his mish is coming to life soon with Nicolas Cage playing John Madden and Christian Bale playing Raiders’ owner Al Davis. Comedian John Mulaney plays Trip Hawkins, an exec for EA who helped make the video game.

Maybe funniest of all (NO GLAZE) - Shane Gillis, one of the best comedians in the game right now, will be making a spesh appearance. That’s a football guy if you’ve ever seen one right there.

There is no current date for when the movie will hit the scene, but you already know I’ll be front row at the Regal with some sour patch kids woodermelon. Check out the first look below:

SPORTS TALK

Phillies Karen:

In case you missed it, this Karen was WILDIN down in South Beach this weekend when the Fightin’ Phils were taking on the Marlins.

Harrison Bader launched a little yabo to left field and while the ball was rollin’ around in the seats, a Dad picked it up to give to his boy for his birthday. All chillin’ right?

Not according to this lady, who HUSTLED and started SCREAMIN’ at the dude because she thought she deserved it. Finders keepers losers weepers. AM I RIGHT???🤣🤣

Talk about a CRASH OUT. Call her KRASH OUT KAREN type beat haha. Glad da boy and da pop came out on top 💯.

Spitgate:

Jalen Carter and the birds are on a mish to repeat, and he’s ready to spit on anyone who gets in the way of that. Literally.

Before the first play of the NFL season could even happen, Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter was ejected from Birds vs Boys on Thursday night for spitting on Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott.

Talk about the ultimate sign of disrespect.

We love the emosh from you Jalen, but let’s save that energy for SACKing not SPITting. Birds still took that one home 24-20.

NFL Week 1:

Nothin’ like that first RedZone NFL Sunday to get the kid going. It was a great slate of Week 1 game’s highlighted by Josh Allen and the Bills completing their fourth quarter mish erasing a 40-25 deficit to win it 41-40. That’s the MVP

MLB Playoff Race:

The ultimate yoff mish is heatin’ up here as it’s almost time for October baseball. It looks like in the AL we might get one of the best rivalries in sports with Red Sox and Yankees. Dares a good chance we see some scrappin’ on the field and in the stands if those two get together.

The season ends on Sunday, September 28th, and then the race for da troph is on.

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Stay on your mish MY GUYS!

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The Mish Message - Welcome

An entertainment, motivation, and lifestyle newsletter presented by Sayburm and the My Guys Media team.

_{Welcome to “The Mish Message!”}

YOOOO MY GUYYYY! It’s Sayburm. You are receiving this message from me to thank you personally for copping apparel from one of our online merch stores. I am madddd thankful for the support and wanted to let you know PREESH! This is also an invitation to the Mish Message newsletter.

-GRATS on receiving the first “Mish Message” of all time. You are an OG member of the Mish Members Only community. WE ARE ON A MISH.

Forward this to a friend so they can stay on their MISH too...

What is this newsletter?

-Motivation

-Comedy

-Lingo (word of the week)

-Food/Entertainment recommendations

-Sports Talk

-News & Updates

-Exclusive Sayburm/Saybeast, and My Guys Media content notifications

^{_{Word of the Week}}

“MISH”

Definish: “A meaningful endeavor, journey, or achievement driven by the desire to accomplish your goals.” (short for mission)

Stay on your mish my guy… you’ll get to your destinaysh. Never a doubt!!! Head up, chest out. Don’t let them play with you. You are the fewtch, kid.

Grub City - The Za

Nothin’ like your ‘ometown pizza joint amirite? The taste puts ya in a time machine to nostalgic memories fr fr. Shoutout to the delish OG spot Pinnochio’s Pizza in Media, PA. They’ve been on their mish since 1955 and are the oldest pizza shop in Delco. It was the place to be for a little celebrash after you and the boys won a chip back in little league. The all-you-can eat pizza special is maddddd dangerous. One time I crushed 13 slices after winnin’ the Region 30 CYO Baseball Championship for Our Lady of Charity. Felt like an ‘Ometown Ero in my ‘Ometown Pizza Parlor. Americans eat an average of 23 pounds of pizza per year and I might have done that all in one night.

Entertainment - Movie/TV Show Spotlight

Football season is coming and that means it’s time for an all-time classic to come back. Eight jabronis on the ultimate mish to win a Shiva Bowl fantasy football championship and do whatever it takes to finish the mish. Legit one of the most ilarious shows of all time NO CAP. You got trash talk, dumb trades, and more schemin’ than an I-95 detour. They even have some special eddishhh eppies when they bring in NFL stars to join in.

SPORTS TALK

Kevin McGonigle is on a mish

You wanna talk about a guy on an absolute MISH it’s Delco’s own Kevin McGonigle from Bonner High School in Drexel Hill. GRATS to Kev for his call-up to Double-A Erie, my guy’s already got seven bombs in 30 games and has unreal potensh. He rakes, he mashes, he’s got that sweet swing. He’ll go big fly, he’ll go yahtzee, he’ll go big round tripper but he’s still a gap-to-gap guy. Stay on your mish kid keep doing your thing and we’ll see you in the bigs soon for the Detroit Tigers 💯.

Delco League Championship

‘Tention everybody ‘tention… GRATS to the Upper Darby Blue Sox for bringing ‘ome the Delco League Chip this summer. We got that TROPH. Your boy got back on his grind and me and my sidekick Sammy Burm went mish complete with lil bro winning Finals MVP. Content Creators and ballers on the diamond we got you covered with both no cap. Some real ‘ometown eros.

In case you missed a video...

Stay on your mish MY GUYS!

Catch you next week.

sayburm is on Cameo! Cameo lets you request a personalized video message for any occasion (Birthdays, Congratulations, Pep Talk, etc.)

Click here to BOOK a CAMEO: sayburm - Personalized videos on Cameo

Philly Merch Store - click here to buy merch

Rock some fresh Philly apparel this fall.

Click shirts to buy:

Join the mish 💯

(follow the new My Guys TV mish for some great new vids 🚀)

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